4. The “Compulsive Shopper”

I want to pre-face this traveler by saying, I have nothing against someone who can’t afford to go on a trip. In fact, in these economic times, who can afford to vacation? So, with that said, here’s my next traveler you never want to vacation with.

It’s that time of year again when you start planning your next big escape!! You know who you’re not inviting this time (Debbie, the Drinker or the Go Getter). The perfect friend comes to mind; she’s fun, she’s relaxed and she does like to have a few drinks, but is in control almost all the time. The planning begins…

So you go to work the next day and spend about 8 hours Googling prime vacation spots (let’s be honest, there’s no way you’re getting work done when you’re this excited). You go home that night and call your friend to tell her that you’ve found the perfect spot. She is just as excited as you are about it (yesss, you really have found that perfect traveler). You both jump on-line to the same spot on the net, grab your credit cards and book the trip!

It’s a few days before the trip and you decide to have your travel partner over to choose what you will pack (come on, we all know this is what girls do). She walks into your apartment with about 4 Nordstrom bags hanging from her arm and is sooooo excited to show you what she bought for the trip. You think, “Wow, she must be doing better than you thought in her job, good for her!”

You are finally in the beautiful Caribbean. You’ve been here for about 3 days and haven’t done a thing, soooo relaxing. Nonetheless, you are ready for some action! You wake up early the next day and take a look at the “travel guide” the travel agent gave you. What should you do…jet skiing, hand gliding, water skiing, boating, moped tours, etc. You run to your friend’s room to tell her today’s going to be a fun day and she proceeds to tell you that she is running low on the cash. Oh man, it’s only the 4th day, how can she be broke? You thought she was doing well in her job?

Needless to say, the last 4 days of your trip are the exact same as the first 3. She can’t even afford to go to a nice dinner! And when you do go out, you have to chug beers and vodka in your room before because the drinks at the bars are too expensive. The worst part of this all, is that every single day the “shopper,” who insists she has no money, comes back with a new outfit for that night.

So the trip is done and although you had a good/relaxing time, you didn’t do anything! You don’t think any less of your friend for not having money, but did she really have to spend that $800 on new clothes to skimp out on the actual trip? This is a friend you may want to think twice about traveling with.

3. “The Debbie Downer”

So you’ve planned a vacation with your two “BFF’s” (best friends forever, for those of you who don’t know). It’s been a long 6 months since your last getaway and you’re all so excited to just flee from it all.

You’re alarm rings at 5 am, you jump in the shower, put on the outfit that you set out for yourself the night before and hop in your cab to the airport. Yeah it’s early, but you’re too excited to think about being tired, you’re on vacation! So, the cab drops you at the curb where your two friends are waiting. You feel compelled to give them a hug cause you’re just that excited. But you notice “Debbie” isn’t hugging that tightly and you hear her mumble “it’s sooooo early” in a mono-tone voice, uh-oh, this is where it all starts. So you shrug it off, grab your bags and proceed to the check in line. The line is almost out the door, but who cares, you got there early and you’re on vacation!! You happen to glance over at “Debbie” and she is rolling her eyes and says, “this stuff always happens to me.”

You finally get to your room in the beautiful Bahamas, yeah you are a little tired because you had to give up your window seat to “Debbie,” but you’re over it. You throw on your new bikini, grab a towel and are ready to head down to the beach (you’ve been waiting all day for a cocktail in a coconut)! “Debbie” decides she is gonna take a quick snooze and meet you both down there later.

After the beach you head back to the room to get ready for dinner, drinks and a fun night of vacation! You walk in, curtains are shut, air condition is on and “Debbie” is still sleeping. It’s still your first day, so you understand, she has a tough time on airplanes, she will snap out of it. Well you’re wrong, the whole trip you are convincing this person that it will be fun to go here or that she will have a good time once she’s there. By the end of the trip you are hoping that she just stays in the room by herself so you and your fun friend can talk about how depressing she is.

Well your trip is finally over, you get home, start to unpack and your phone rings, it’s “Debbie.” You don’t want to pick it up (cause let’s face it, she kind of ruined your trip), but you do anyways. She proceeds to tell you how much fun she had and how you should all start planning your next vacation together. You smile and say “totally,” but know that there is no way in hell you will ever go on vacation with “Debbie” again. This is a person you never want to travel with…